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Athletico Mince

A surreal British comedy radio show hosted by Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson
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Athletico Mince is a British comedy radio show hosted by Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson.

The series began life as a humorous take on the world of football, including discussions such as whether being gentle in the Premier League makes one a better manager. As it evolved however, the focus of the show has switched more towards the bizarre, and often true, experiences and encounters of the hosts. Despite the move away from football, there are still a number of features that include personalities within the world of sport such as Steve McClaren, Mark Lawrenson and Peter Beardsley. Other features include Bobís trips to South Africa, Dom Littlewood and Andy's interactions with Jeremy Corbyn.

The show was first broadcast on 8 March 2016. In late 2016 a live version of the show was created and has since been toured around the UK, with videos available online. By 2018, the show released as a podcast, was reaching over 30 million listeners, with more than 200,000 per episode.

Athletico Mince has received a largely positive response from both critics and fans with many enjoying its use of football as a theme, without listeners having to be avid followers of the sport. There has also been praise for Mortimer due to his performances without his comedy partner Vic Reeves, yet still in keeping with their surreal style.

  1. Ep.1 - The Power Of Gentleness (45.5Mb)
  2. Ep.2 - The Reverse Toilet (37.3Mb)
  3. Ep.3 - Chickens (36.3Mb)
  4. Ep.4 - Football Reinvented (45.2Mb)
  5. Ep.5 - Napoleon's Bed (unknown file size)
  6. Ep.6 - World's Biggest Poppadom (unknown file size)
  7. Ep.7 - Bonus Mince: Bob's Garden (24.3Mb)
  8. Ep.8 - Mickey Drink Retrieves The Keys (37.3Mb)
  9. Ep.9 - Mashed Potato Fireworks (38.2Mb)
  10. Ep.10 - Return of the Buttered Weetabix (36.2Mb)
  11. Ep.11 - Tom Jones's Gold Extravagance (unknown file size)
  12. Ep.12 - Bob's Crime Club (35Mb)
  13. Ep.13 - BobFest Revealed (38.3Mb)
  14. Ep.14 - The Susanna Hoffs Motorbike Incident (37.7Mb)
  15. Ep.15 - My Jambon Hell (32Mb)
  16. Ep.16 - The Alderman's Toffee (28.7Mb)
  17. Ep. 17 - Steve's Stinking Dishcloth (26.9Mb)
  18. Ep. 18 - Kiss The Buckle (38.6Mb)
  19. Ep. 19 - Shopping List Special (30.9Mb)
  20. Ep. 20 - Consumer Special (31.6Mb)
  21. Ep. 21 - An Airborne Kissing Mix-Up (35.9Mb)
  22. Ep. 22 - Chadwick Contest (31.3Mb)
  23. Ep. 23 - RIP Kenny Pepper (32.4Mb)
  24. Ep. 24 - Clown Car Mercy Dash (30.7Mb)
  25. Ep. 25 - Inspiration, Sophistication, Integrity and Style (31.2Mb)
  26. Ep. 26 - Two Whole Roast Crabs (34.6Mb)
  27. Ep. 27 - Extreme Bangers (unknown file size)
  28. Ep. 28 - Stop The Clock, Ernie! (29.2Mb)
  29. Ep. 29 - Sigh by Romany Distanc (30.4Mb)
  30. Ep. 30 - My Mantelpiece Is Marble (unknown file size)
  31. Ep. 31 - Cuban Chicken Collective (29.7Mb)
  32. Ep. 32 - The Alderman and the Apricot (unknown file size)
  33. Ep. 33 - Steve's Restaurant Showdown (43.4Mb)
  34. Ep. 34 - Enter The Borthwick (34.7Mb)
  35. Ep. 35 - Christmas Mince... Part One (39Mb)
  36. Ep. 36 - A Christmas Gift To You (40.9Mb)
  37. Ep. 37 - Christmas Mince... Part Two (36.7Mb)
  38. Ep. 38 - Zlatan Versus Roody Toody (39.2Mb)
  39. Ep. 39 - Instanbul (38.3Mb)
  40. Ep. 40 - Hello, Is It Three You're Cooking For? (30.9Mb)
  41. Ep. 41 - Meet Barry Homeowner (29.6Mb)
  42. Ep. 42 - Ding Dong, Landlord Here (unknown file size)
  43. Ep. 43 - New Potato Season (31Mb)
  44. Ep. 44 - Dinner With Morrissey (31.6Mb)
  45. Ep. 45 - Yes Please! (54.2Mb)
  46. Ep. 46 - Democracy In A Capsule (40.9Mb)
  47. Ep. 47 - Lawrissey's Ironmongers (41.9Mb)
  48. Ep. 48 - Milk's Off! (38.9Mb)
  49. Ep. 49 - Rafa and the Spherical Lump (40.8Mb)
  50. Ep. 50 - The Guy Rowland Salvage Job (44.3Mb)
  51. Ep. 51 - Black Pudding To The Rescue (55Mb)
  52. Ep. 52 - Three Foot Christmas Tree (36.1Mb)
  53. Ep. 53 - Long Legs, Short Bodies (41.8Mb)
  54. Ep. 54 - Crunch Crunch Ooops (38.8Mb)
  55. Ep. 55 - Mouse on the Bonnet (42.4Mb)
  56. Ep. 56 - World King Fighter (35.7Mb)
  57. Ep. 57 - Ping Ping! (34Mb)
  58. Ep. 58 - Honk the Conch (32.5Mb)
  59. Ep. 59 - The History of Whistles (31.5Mb)
  60. Ep. 60 - I Don't Want A Cot (22.5Mb)
  61. Ep. 061 - No Jukebox (40.4Mb)
  62. Ep. 62 - Specific Beef (36.9Mb)
  63. Ep. 63 - Nut Quiz (27.4Mb)
  64. Ep. 64 - Briefcase Droppings (32.3Mb)
  65. Ep. 65 - Like A Chicken Wing (30.9Mb)
  66. Ep. 66 - Catering Bacon (31.3Mb)
  67. Ep. 67 - Garden Centre Special (32.9Mb)
  68. Ep. 68 - Fun and Laughter (30.3Mb)
  69. Ep. 69 - Six More Fish (32.3Mb)
  70. Ep. 70 - Warhammer (34.5Mb)
  71. Ep. 71 - Otter Otter Otter Otter! (32.8Mb)
  72. Ep. 72 - Christmas Mince (39.5Mb)
  73. Ep. 73 - Bob's Ray Gun (30.5Mb)
  74. Ep. 74 - Adrian Lewis Meat Feast (34Mb)
  75. Ep. 75 - Living With A Bananarama (33Mb)
  76. Ep. 76 - Anti-Tremor Honk (35.9Mb)
  77. Ep. 77 - Doctor YouNeedSomeSeeds (35Mb)
  78. Ep. 78 - Princess The Mouse (33Mb)
  79. Ep. 79 - Another Destroy And Exit (32.6Mb)
  80. Ep. 80 - Mrs Beardsley's Sister (unknown file size)
  81. Ep. 81 - Return To The Laughter Emporium (30.5Mb)
  82. Ep. 82 - Night Blight (32.7Mb)
  83. Ep. 83 - Hats Off To Marvin Pipkin! (33.7Mb)
  84. Ep. 84 - Private Dining Areas (34.5Mb)
  85. Ep. 85 - Excellent Humour (35.1Mb)
  86. Ep. 86 - Bras For Men (32.3Mb)
  87. Ep. 87 - Sunderland Smorgasbord (37Mb)
  88. Ep. 88 - The Gas Man Cometh (36.6Mb)
  89. Ep. 89 - The Vampire And The Potter (31Mb)
  90. Ep. 90 - Stan Watson's Oily Wipes (35.8Mb)
  91. Ep. 91 - Longy Special (34.8Mb)
  92. Ep. 92 - Just Hooves (32.9Mb)
  93. Ep. 93 - Tuna Candle (31.4Mb)
  94. Ep. 94 - The 100 (32.2Mb)
  95. Ep. 95 - Chicken Leg, Chicken Wing (35.4Mb)
  96. Ep. 96 - Christmas Mince Part 1 (27Mb)
  97. Ep. 97 - Christmas Mince Part 2 (24.4Mb)
  98. Ep. 98 - A Song Collection Vol. 1 (33.8Mb)
  99. Ep.99 - Mind Soothing Unit (35Mb)
  100. Ep. 100 - Heavy Hanky (29.8Mb)
  101. Ep. 101 - British Fight (32.7Mb)
  102. Ep. 102 - Saturday Crisps (32.4Mb)
  103. Ep. 103 - Night Remorse (37.3Mb)
  104. Ep. 104 - Infinity Rocket Plastics (32.8Mb)
  105. Ep. 105 - Crying Babybel (28.3Mb)
  106. Ep. 106 - Ape in a Cage (29.1Mb)
  107. Ep. 107 - Eyebrow Situation (40.2Mb)
  108. Ep. 108 - Potatoes Are Life (30.5Mb)
  109. Ep. 109 - Fritter Killer (39.3Mb)
  110. Ep. 110 - Pedro Ken (30.1Mb)
  111. Ep. 111 - Brainstormer (33.1Mb)
  112. Ep. 112 - Geordie Heat (37.1Mb)
  113. Ep. 113 - Background Cat (35.5Mb)
  114. Ep. 114 - Laughter Feels Good (39.4Mb)
  115. Ep. 115 - Ron Craggs Fruit Reaction (36.2Mb)
  116. Ep. 116 - Woodland Lute Ordeal (32Mb)

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