The Castle
BBC radio sitcom set in a medieval castle with some remarkably modern trappings

Radio sitcom set in a medieval castle with some remarkably modern trappings. Stars James Fleet and Neil Dudgeon

A radio sitcom set in a medieval castle. Estate agents, mail order lingerie and the invention of central heating: this is medieval England seen from a 21st century comedy perspective.

Sir John Woodstock is the Lord of the Castle and basically in charge of keeping order in the ramshackle medieval village. Although he hates all that torturing and usually lets the peasants off with a bit of community service.

He lives in his huge but slightly falling down castle (but then it was built by the French so what can one expect) with his daughter Anne and very teenage son Henry. Anne's best friend Charlotte nearly always joins Anne on her constant quest to find fit men in the village.

Anne certainly isn't interested in Sir William De Warenne ("Knight errant, scourge of the Levant") who lives across the way. Unfortunately he can't take a hint and is besotted with Lady Anne and Sir John thinks it a good match. Ah! what is a Lady to do!

Cardinal Duncan (a man of the cloth - in particular crushed silk which he loves), has to endure De Warenne's incessant plans to woo Lady Anne and has little time to peruse sweethearts of his own. Which oddly enough, he doesn't seem to mind...

  1. S01E01 - The Joust (12.8Mb)
  2. S01E02 - The Sam Plan (12.6Mb)
  3. S01E03 - The Party (12.8Mb)
  4. S01E04 - Themed Parks (12.8Mb)
  5. S01E05 - The Recruitment (12.8Mb)
  6. S01E06 - Execution is an Art (12.7Mb)
  7. S02E01 - Houston We Have An Problemme (12.8Mb)
  8. S02E02 - Nice To Gavotte You, To Gavotte You Nice (12.7Mb)
  9. S02E03 - Is This A Turnip That I See Before Me (12.8Mb)
  10. S02E04 - Pool Party Of Doom (12.6Mb)
  11. S02E05 - Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Visor (12.8Mb)
  12. S02E06 - Something Filled With Helium (12.8Mb)
  13. S03E01 - Dragon of Mass Destruction (13.7Mb)
  14. S03E02 - The Pilchards of Doom (12.8Mb)
  15. S03E03 - The Snowballs of Hell (12.8Mb)
  16. S03E04 - The Vuvuzela of Terror (12.8Mb)
  17. S03E05 - Four Wiseguys and a Funeral (12.7Mb)
  18. S03E06 - There's No Place Like Woodstock (12.8Mb)
  19. S04E01 - Tender Is the Knight (12.9Mb)
  20. S04E02 - The Only Way Is Ethics (12.7Mb)
  21. S04E03 - Highlights & Twilights (12.8Mb)
  22. S04E04 - Boogie Knights (12.8Mb)
  23. S04E05 - Give Me The Flaming Torch (12.9Mb)
  24. S04E06 - A Term For The Worse (12.8Mb)

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