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The Perfect Ten With Jupitus & Wilding

Questions answered by comedian Phill Jupitus and producer Phil Wilding
from archive.org

An on-hiatus podcast by two men named Phillip.

Comedian and team captain on a s**tty pop quiz, Phill Jupitus, and his former producer on BBC 6 Music, Phil Wilding, pluck questions from a rather fetching hat and discuss them in the space of half an hour. No more than 30 minutes must be spent in this manner, or the cosmos is in serious danger of being rent asunder.


The whole thing is punctuated by the dulcet tones of Dame Stephen Fry - surely our finest leading lady

Note: this is sweary AF. And it's cold in Detroit.

  1. 1 - Aged Meerkats, Coolio's Fusion Food and Jenny Agutter's Pubes (29.8Mb)
  2. 2 - The Fuckle Brothers, Peter Gabriel, Einstein, Ringo Starr, Lorraine Kelly and Vladimir Putin (24.2Mb)
  3. 3 - Cortinas, Concertinas, Led Zeppelin and Mark Lamarr's Bees (5.9Mb)
  4. 4 - The Priest, The Vampire, The Milkman And His Sonic Screwdriver (7Mb)
  5. 5 - A Beautifully Thrown Pot, A Cloud of Bees and Beating Biffin's Bridge (31.3Mb)
  6. 6 - Hot, Wet, Wembley Stadium and our Two Dead Dads (11.1Mb)
  7. 7 - Lanyard Sharpie, Detective Patois and A Rum Do (8.7Mb)
  8. 8 - Bishop Bashing, Finger Boy and Bloody, Bloody Newport (8.3Mb)
  9. 9 - Vitamin Water, Velvet Mouth and Sticks of Celery (29.8Mb)
  10. 10 - Stephen Hawking, Baboon Sex and Roy Keane's Beard (23.8Mb)
  11. 11 - Cottaging, Stilettoes, Kleptomania - Put Them All In Your Bucket List (23.9Mb)
  12. 12 - The Festive 12 Podclash - Pinkeye, A Can of Warm Lager & Santa Got Back (24.5Mb)
  13. 13 - Duffy Dancing, Ditching Drink & Darwin (34.1Mb)
  14. 14 - Coke, Cold, Kate Winslet and Pop's Cock! (28.6Mb)
  15. 16 - Newark, Crumble, Cheese and One-Man Fight Club (29.9Mb)
  16. 17 - The Great Wank Embargo, Twatter.com and the Polish Hoskins (30.4Mb)
  17. 18 - Al Fresco Scud, the Floopy-Doopy anthem and Doing Daisy (27.2Mb)
  18. 19 - Falling Off That Wagon, Koala Tossing and Doing The Sexy Crab (27.2Mb)
  19. 20 - Dickie, Duffy, Doing Shots and the Big Faced Ladies of Wales (37.6Mb)
  20. 21 - Hoovering Olympians, Caught In The Act and Sticking It To Stomp (35.8Mb)
  21. 22 - Curate's Eggs, Welsh Stereotypes and Capturing Africa's Heart (34.1Mb)
  22. 23 - Lost In Jordan With Mark Rothko, Derek Jeter and Cheryl Cole (28.2Mb)
  23. 24 - Cricket Porn, Premature Dinging and Fat Rex (29.1Mb)
  24. 25 - Brighton Rocks - A Real Live One - Part One (37.2Mb)
  25. 26 - Brighton Rocks - All The World Is A Stage - Part Two (38Mb)
  26. 27 - Kingfisher Killing, "Delightful Antics" and performing for the drummer from Queen (34.7Mb)
  27. 28 - Bad Men, Bad Habits and Bad Arithmetic (39.5Mb)
  28. 29 - Wham For Slugs In The Deep End (40.2Mb)
  29. 30 - Storm Clouds Over Leith, Edinburgh Is Alive! Part One... (35.8Mb)
  30. 32 - Tardy Taffy, Tired Tubby and The End of the World (39.8Mb)
  31. 33 - The Isle of Wight Ferry, Ogopogos and Queen Victoria's Valley Delight (48.9Mb)
  32. 34 - The Festive Twelve - Theoretical Eggnog and the violent death of Tiny Tim (31Mb)
  33. 35 - It's Been A While, Aged Archery and the Amish Wallop (37.2Mb)
  34. Phill and Phil's Perfect Ten - One Man and His Dog and His Infected C*ck and His Musical Nose (38.3Mb)
  35. Phill and Phil's Perfect Ten - Licking The Biscuit Barrel Even If There's A Spider On It (37.7Mb)
  36. Not Live at Leeds – Phill and Phil’s Perfect Ten, A Capital Idea with An Audience at the Screen On The Green (41.3Mb)
  37. The Proclaimers Play for your Pleasure - P&P's Perfect Ten Live in London, Part II (40.2Mb)
  38. Phill and Phil's Perfect Ten - Accidental Gay Porn and Looking Through The Sex Window at Wrighty... (43Mb)
  39. The Festive 12 - Trouble at Home and Patricia Routledge on the Naughty List (54.9Mb)
  40. Phill and Phil's Perfect Ten - Racing For The Prize with The Beak of a Puffin and Recharging your Jupitus (36.9Mb)
  41. Phill and Phil's Perfect Ten - Birthday Denial, Drug Shunning and Loss of Dragon Perspective (31Mb)
  42. Phill and Phil's Perfect Ten - The George Mitchell Tribute Perfect 10. And nostrils or pan pipes. You decide. (37.7Mb)
  43. Phill and Phil's Perfect Ten - Stephen King, Alan Bennett and Making Sweet Love to a Swan (39.9Mb)
  44. Phill and Phil's Perfect Ten - Jeremy North's Slow Cooking Gargoyle Hour (38.3Mb)
  45. The Perfect 10 Live at the Duke of Yorks - Thank You and Goodnight. Part I (39.7Mb)
  46. The Perfect 10 Live at the Duke of Yorks - Thank You and Goodnight. Part II (88.4Mb)
  47. 52 - Phill and Phil’s Perfect Ten - Episode 52 (83Mb)

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